You do the math

I'm pretty certain we own eight sippy cups, eight sippy cup lids and roughly...47 pacifiers.

This morning, however, evidence points to the contrary. I can only find two cups, one lid and one clear pacifier. (And you just know the clear pacifier is gonna be a goner in a matter of seconds.)

Moral of the story:
If you have an item you'd really like to lose, come on over. We'll paint it a bright color, pretend we can't live without it and leave it in "the most obvious and logical place to find later."

Godspeed, lost item. Godspeed.