August 13, 2008

A fair warning

To all future parents:

One night, after changing the last diaper, you might think it would be utterly adorable to allow your child to give Daddy a goodnight kiss in just a diaper. You might be tempted to follow her into the living room, PJ's in hand, to watch them cuddle and hug and blow kisses on the bare belly.

You might laugh and chuckle with your husband when your precious little child decides to then take off her diaper and run back and forth across the room, laughing in her naked freedom.

You might even sit back in the couch and marvel at her sheer happiness, even though you know you should get her diaper back on ASAP.

But then you might get distracted by a pretty wedding invitation. And your sweet child might take the opportunity to squat and take a ginormous dump on the floor.

Consider yourself warned.

12 comments:

Joe said...

I was just happy that she pass the first step in being potty trained when she squatted. Granted, it was on the living room floor....

Steph said...

Ok, I just busted out laughing while my students were taking a Math test! I've been afraid that Kennedy will go around pee-ing on everything, now I have to add a whole other fear to my list!

Jen said...

hahahahah...

Why aren't there pictures or videos?

Jen said...

ok..I have also watched Crossraods with Brittany Spears several times. I LOVE the guy on there...SO cute.

See the thing is I like the junior high, cheesy movies a lot of times, but this, oh this was so way beyond cheesy that it was stupid. And I wasted like an hour and half watching it.

Katie said...

Jen, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Everyone: I have never watched Crossroads with Britney Spears. Certainly not twice in one weekend.

emily ann. said...

Katie your daily life makes me smile and laugh everyday!!! I LOVE IT! not that I"m glad Madeline decided to poo on the floor, but it sure made for a GREAT story! :P

Kristen said...

Wow! I can't believe your life. It is amazing!

Jennifer Howell said...

Noted :-)

Nic.Jme.Jac.Izy said...

i could read your stories all day long! i feel like i was there...and laughing on the floor while it happened!

Lani said...

Wow...hilarious!

nosmallthing said...

This gave me a good chuckle at a time when I needed it! Ha ha ha! That's pretty funny!

Julie said...

Ooooo, I was reading kind of fast and thought the picture of the cake, below, went with THIS post!

Oops.