August 14, 2008

Random thoughts of the morning

  1. Why, oh why, do I stay up so late to watch the Olympics?
  2. I probably will do it again tonight.
  3. A little too enthusiastic about the Olympics, I dreamed that Michael Phelps failed his drug test and they took away his gold medals.
  4. I woke up confused and upset. Then very relieved.
  5. My favorite Olympian name is Pieter van den Hoogenband. Say it five times fast.
  6. Wasn't that fun?
  7. I am way too addicted to my morning decaf iced coffees.
  8. Someone once wrote "80 percent of motherhood should be accomplished in plastic gloves."
  9. After this week, I wholeheartedly agree with that statement.
  10. My first sewing project is not really coming along.
  11. I think I've become a bore in real life since I put all my best material on the blog.
  12. A blog-less friend of mine sent me her six-word memoir: "All my assets are in children."
  13. If she had a blog, I would read it every day because I think that's pretty perfect. (Hint, hint.)

5 comments:

Kristen said...

I agree that your friend should have a blog. I told her that too!

Heidi (Schwachenwald) Kelly said...

don't worry about the weird dreams... in the last month i've been on tour with kayne west and kenny chesney... and then i wake up (often confused)

Heidi (Schwachenwald) Kelly said...

maybe that's kanye instead of kayne... oh who knows, i'm on tour with him and i don't even know how to spell his name! :)

Lani said...

Talk about some wierd dreams...I'm almost embarrassed to even admit this, but I had a dream that I had an affair with one of our oncologists! Shh..don't tell Josh. ;)

Katie said...

Oh my word, Heidi and Lani! I didn't expect this to be confession time. :) So funny!