My friend Kristen said I could easily sew it. (She would've done a much better job than me.)
Then I wore it again and tore it FOUR times before I even left the house. I clearly don't learn from my mistakes.
And if you're wondering, yes, I kept it on because I was running late and wore it out to the park where I tore it AGAIN on a picnic table. Apparently, I'm determined to shred this skirt to pieces.