Table: 5, Katie: 0

This is a cute skirt.

This is a nice table in our dining room.

But the nice table has fangs and tore my skirt the first time I wore it.

My friend Kristen said I could easily sew it. (She would've done a much better job than me.)

Then I wore it again and tore it FOUR times before I even left the house. I clearly don't learn from my mistakes.

And if you're wondering, yes, I kept it on because I was running late and wore it out to the park where I tore it AGAIN on a picnic table. Apparently, I'm determined to shred this skirt to pieces.