So I'm going to share my worst experience with pie making. (Not that I have a great track record with cake baking...)
During college, I lived with eight wonderful girls on Linden Street. We were dubbed "the Linden Ladies." They're a dear group of friends whom I love because of who they are and how they contributed to my shaping.
Thanks to my Linden Ladies, I was:
- introduced to Harry Potter
- introduced to Lia's fruit pizza (which, really, deserves its own national holiday)
- treated to hilarious musical readings of unintended funny e-mails
- was shown undeserved love during rough times
- shown firsthand just how much peanut butter and Damien Rice one person could consume
Anyways, for one semester only, we all had Friday afternoons open so Pie Day Friday was instituted. We each took turns baking a pie and eating it together. It was a fantastic tradition.
When my first turn came, I was excited to try a sugar creme pie from scratch.
It was while grocery shopping that I realized it's a pricey pie to make. I remember passing a Wick's frozen sugar creme pie for one-fourth of the price I was paying for all the ingredients but I wasn't even tempted. I was going to make it from cream, eggs and sugar and, gosh darn it, it was going to be good.
So I got home and began baking. Or "baking." I carefully followed the recipe and put it in the oven where it was supposed to thicken and set after an hour.
But when I pulled it out, it still had the consistency of thin milk. So I baked it longer. A couple of hours longer. Three (or four... or five...) hours later, it never set but the crust was burnt.
So I put it in the fridge, hoping the recipe-maker forgot to mention that it should thicken as it chills.
(Sidenote - this was just one of the many times I thought the recipe-maker got it wrong. I also have thought this a lot about crossword editors. Will Shortz, I'm talking to you!)
Another couple of hours later, I was running out of options and slightly panicking about my $24 pie. So I put it in the freezer while everyone patiently waited for Pie Day Friday Evening to begin.
By Saturday afternoon, it was still pure liquid sitting in a frozen yet burned yet soggy crust.
Somehow, during the course of my "baking," I had created a pie enigma. How did I make something that couldn't be baked, chilled or frozen?
Of course, the answer is I'm just that good.
We laughed pretty hard about my pie and the lack of Pie Day Friday but inside, I was dying a little bit. I was really looking forward to some sugar cream pie.
So I drove back to Wal-Mart, bought the $4 Wick's pie and, over a slice of delicious pre-made sugar cream pie, I was then truly able to laugh at myself.
Needless to say, 1) these are some really great friends for whom I'm thankful and 2) I haven't attempted sugar cream pie since that fateful Pie Day Friday.
Linden Ladies + 2 + 1 on the way, Reunion November 2008
4 comments:
I loved this story (and your random list post...sorry I'm breaking blogging rules and combining comments!). I promise I will never ask you to bring a sugar cream pie to any family function :-)
I'm still waiting for that Sugar Cream Pie! :P I think we all had at least ONE pie debacle that semester. I left - for the weekend - with my pie still in the oven. Thank goodness Conrad remembered it was still in the oven 10 minutes from home! :) I think we should have a pie day friday reunion next. We should all bring pies ... except Lia... who should bring fruit pizza. :)
i was really excited to see this story. i had sugar cream pie for thanksgiving this year and just cannot help but think about your special sugar cream pie on pieday friday. and i would like to add, the pie filling was delicious, even in it's abnormal form. yes, i did eat it. and i'd like to think it was just some desperate, broke college student move, but i would most likely do it again.
Great idea Eminelly! We should definitely have a pie day Friday reunion next! I think I may have told some of the linden ladies that I have brought pie day friday to my workplace! :) They love it almost as much as we do! :)
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